Sam I Am.

16. Occasional Drama Queen. Writer. Singer. Artist. Me.
Take me or leave me.
Go ahead. I'm an open book.

thenamesbojangles:

ALRIGHT FRIENDS WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED?! I laughed out loud when I saw this hahaha!

kristoffbjorgman:

there were entire blogs dedicated to that twinky little peter pan face character a while back

i demand a fandom surrounding hercules’ arms be established asap

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because hot damn

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those things are glorious

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damn son

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flex them guns for us herc

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how is this fucking legal

(all photos belong to jackoraptor)

lucithor:

No but can you imagine Marius awkwardly trying to get Valjean to like him

"Well, I can see where Cosette gets her good looks from!"

"She’s adopted."

"Oh…Well I mean you…What I guess I’m trying to say…You’re a pretty man, sir…"

sodamnrelatable:

Cool :)

When firefighters get bored…

they made a hyrdopowered hovercraft are you kidding me

(Source: onlylolgifs)

How I Feel About School

mylifeinplanii:

At the beginning of the semester

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…FINALS WEEK

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stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

thinspobeautiful:

"You’re not fat."
But my thighs touch.
And my stomach goes over my belt.
And bracelets leave marks.
And shorts squeeze my legs.
And my shirt is tight around my stomach.
My sleeves suffocate my arms.
You can’t see my collarbones.
I don’t have abs.
My bones don’t stick out.
I am fat. Everything I am is fat.
Fat.

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

makeitearlgrey:

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

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1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam

2. clearly the force extended his kick

3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl

haramipakistani:

forever-kitten:

fancy-mint-bunny:

21 year old Tesnim Sayar was born and raised in Odense, with the Turkish Muslim descent. She defines herself as Muslim punk and grow rebellious punk clothing style and culture, but live according to his own religious beliefs.
“I am Muslim. I like my religion, I like my scarf. I can not see an obstacle in why I should not be able to combine being both punk and Muslim.”
source ( x )  

THIS IS SO HARDCORE

punk is rebelling against social norms and just by wearing hijab she is challenging the norms

haramipakistani:

forever-kitten:

fancy-mint-bunny:

21 year old Tesnim Sayar was born and raised in Odense, with the Turkish Muslim descent. She defines herself as Muslim punk and grow rebellious punk clothing style and culture, but live according to his own religious beliefs.

“I am Muslim. I like my religion, I like my scarf. I can not see an obstacle in why I should not be able to combine being both punk and Muslim.”

source ( x )  

THIS IS SO HARDCORE

punk is rebelling against social norms and just by wearing hijab she is challenging the norms

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dimpledvegan:

how do people argue that animals are not intelligent

they are so much more aware than we give them credit for

I love the little pause before it selects the right one as it’s staring at it

As if this cat is thinking ‘HUMAN WHY DO YOU INSULT MY INTELLECT LIKE THIS’

(Source: cineraria)

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