Sam I Am.

Occasional Drama Queen. Writer. Singer. Artist. Me. Take me or leave me.


Go ahead. I'm an open book.

vaultnumber713:

I love them

they’re wondering what he’s looking for

(Source: catsbeaversandducks)

jenmelstern:

omg-sushi:

this is compassion and love and I’m crying

:’3

(Source: cute-overload)

papadaftpunk:

today i saw a bee while i was getting something out of my back yard with my mom, so i pointed to it and accidentally said “beebly bee” instead of “bumble bee”

i am almost a legal adult someone please hold me

1-tru-bae:

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

They’re gonna need a bigger moat

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU ARE TOO TENSE

HERE I SNURGLE YOU

LET MY SOFT LITTLE PAWS MASSAGE AWAY YOUR STRESS

I AM GOOD CAT FRIEND

I AM BEST AT SNURGLING

(Source: youtube.com)

harmonicakind:


angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
I;m dying

omg

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this

it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like

just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely

I;m dying

omg

(Source: reddit.com)

brigwife:

hotsuburbandad:

tourettes:

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

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(Source: kul5ara)

ilikegirlsbro:

This fucked me up

(Source: constructionpaperandtears)

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